Joanna Krupa Interview
Model and actress Joanna Krupa invited us inside her trailer, we chatted and i found out a little more about this gorgeous woman.
If you find yourself buying massive amounts of Physicians Formula cosmetics or Mario Magro handbags, you’re probably a tranny. Or you’ve been influenced by these products’ ads, in which case, you’re very much a man. You see, Joanna Krupa is the face of both advertising campaigns. And the body. “I don’t think anybody’s going to be looking at the handbags,” says Joanna. “[The ads are] very upscale sexy.” Speaking of which, let’s start this interview off in a very upscale manner, shall we?
STUFFMAGAZINE: Hey, sugar lips, what’s your sign?
JOANNA: I’m a Taurus.
Hmmm. Tauruses are supposed to be very jealous.
Joanna said, That’s one part of Taurus that I’m completely, 100 percent sure I’m not.
Did I mention how good-looking and rich I am? .
Joanna replyed, I’m very happy for you. If somebody’s successful or beautiful, I’ll be like, “You’re so beautiful!” Yesterday, I met a girl at a casting, and I’m like, “You’re drop-dead gorgeous.” And I referred her to an agent. I’m not into that competition thing or girls catfighting. All my girlfriends are gorgeous.
I also have a time machine and magical powers. Jealous now?.
Joanna, No, I’m not jealous. I would be jealous if you could read men’s minds.
You were also in a Frederick’s of Hollywood catalog. Did they let you take home any goodies?.
No, nothing! You give your love to the camera, and you don’t get love back, I tell you! But I don’t go into the whole lingerie routine. I just like panties my tiny thong panties. said Krupa.
What’s the naughtiest thing in your underwear drawer?.
Oh, God. You know, I’m not that kinky. she said.
As a former Juggy on The Man Show, do you have any Juggies-falling-off-trampoline stories?.
Joanna replyed, Not falling off, but there was one Juggy who didn’t have any underwear on while she was jumping on the trampoline. I don’t know if she wanted to make a fashion statement or get some attention, but it was interesting. She had a little no-wax action. Some girls will do anything for attention.
I assume there were a lot of behind-the-scenes Juggy tickle fights, too..
Krupa said, Well, another girl and I were new, but the rest of the Juggies had worked together and had a bond going, so they were always flashing one another and playing around. said Krupa.
You’re Polish and blond. Which of those jokes offends you more?.
None of them really offend me. I mean, some of them are just so funny. My dad bought me a Polish book of blond jokes. Some of the jokes were freaking hilarious.
Do you speak Polish?.
Yes, I was actually born in Warsaw. Joanna replyed.
Will you teach me how to say “All the party people, raise your hands”?.
How would I say it in Polish? Um, let me think about it.…Wszyscy weseli ludzie podniescie rece.
Wow, that’s a mouthful. But you probably just taught me how to say “I have a rash on my naughty bits.”.
Yeah, exactly. No, I wouldn’t do that to you.
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A Joanna Krupa interview By Laura Leu for stuffmagazine.com
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